I woke up. ”Mom! Dad!?” I shouted, I had this feeling that something was not right.
“Are you there?” I shouted. No answer… I went from my room to the kitchen. It was no-one there. But when I looked for food in the fridge it was empty. Hmmm strange, I thought. I checked the other fridge(we have two, you see) there I found some milk and some pizza from yesterday. I ate it.
When I went out in the garden, the sky was red and all the plants and trees had faces. It was really weird. But it was funny.
Then I went into the bath to take a shower. The water was green and glowing, very strange. When I saw myself in the mirror I had a pigs face.
“Oh my god! What the heck is going on here, and why do I have a pigs face?” I shouted to the mirror.
Then the pig in the mirror answered “Hahaha, Rolf Bao!” which was quite meaningless.
The pig had now disappeared and in the mirror it was nothing but emptiness. Maybe the mushrooms I ate yesterday where poisonous and that I were just hallucinating, I think that’s the reason for all this weirdness.
I then called the doctor, to see if he could have any good advice to me.
“Hey! It’s Dr. Z” the doctor said in the telephone
“Ehh, ok. Whatever. I just wanted to know if you had any suggestions on what you should do when you have eaten poisonous mushroom that gives you hallucinations.” I asked.
“Eh, eh, eh. I think you should wake up!” I didn’t understand anything of that either.
“Well, ok, thanks for the advice anyways. Bye bye” I said.
“Bye bye my darling!” Ok. This was really strange. I decided to try to sleep some, and to see if that could help.
I went to my bedroom and I fell in sleep very fast. When I woke up I went to the bathroom. It was still just emptiness in the mirror. So I decided to take a little bicycle trip.
I went down the stairs where all those books laid around, I almost slipped and hurt myself one time. When I was finished with those stairs I saw this big troll dancing in our basement. I got really scared. “Who dares to disturb my dancing!?” The troll said with a deep voice. Then he looked at me, my heart started beating faster then ever. “Do you want to dance with me?” he asked. Seriously, he wasn’t going to eat me? This was all just becoming more and more absurd.
“Ok, just don’t eat me” I said. The troll then laughed. He rolled on the floor laughing himself out. I started to laugh myself. “Hahaha” “Hohoho” “Hehehe” “Hihihi” Mohahahahamohahahaha” We laughed and laughed, it felt like hours.
When we finally stopped to laugh. We started dancing. “BO! SELECTA!” The troll shouted.
He then started to beatbox.”Boom. Chicka. Boom. Chicka. Boom. Boom. Boom”
And I danced like I never had done before. I dance all sort of dances, from ballet to the robot dance. When I was finished it was the troll’s turn. He danced all sort of folk dances. From Irish River dance, to Polish Polka.
He then invited me to his home, which was under our garden. He explained that he had scared away my parents and the rest of the family with his dancing. And that he was very sorry for it. Then we ate cakes, cheese and drank Fanta and Sprite. We watched a movie called “The dancing trolls from outer space” He explained that he was a member of “Dancing Troll Association of America - DTAA”. And every member of the organization received a free DVD of the movie.
We had lots of fun. “Wake up, wake up” the troll said with my moms voice. I then realized it was all a dream. I saw mom shaking me. “Hey, you overslept. I tried to wake you up earlier, but you just laughed and was all weird” “Hehe, mom. You won’t believe what I just dreamed.” “Oh what was it?” “Something about Dr. Z, a troll and me being a pig.” I said “Ok, you sure have good fantasy” So all in all it turned out to be a dream, and to be honest it would rock if that troll existed.