En brosjyre for et homopar som skal til London for første gang.
We welcome you to London, a city of pleasure.
You can come and go at your leisure.
Dear Johan Rønneli and Ronny Winterbottom
We have prepared your unforgettable journey to the lovely city of London.
Here is our proposal to a flight plan:
Check your flight itinerary details
After you arrive at Heathrow, you can take the underground all the way to Caledonian road where you can walk 400 meters south, down Caledonian road where you will find your hotel, Journey’s Kings Cross. You can relax there your three nights for a grand total of 90£, or 1115 NOK. We hope you will find your accommodations suitable.
For your shopping needs, you can go to Oxford Street, where you can find almost everything from beef jerkey to mink coats to give to your family and friends in the up and coming Christmas.
If you wish to have access to the internet, you may gain cheap access at Orange internet café in Oxford Street.
We also recommend you to see the great attractions of London. The best way to see such places as Big Ben, House of Parliament, Tower Bridge and Buckingham Palace is to use the Tube, since the distances are hard to cover by foot.
Other places which are worth seeing are Madame Tussaud’s wax cabinet, Trafalgar Square and Royal Albert Hall, all of which are accessible by the use of the underground.
If you wish to see one of London’s famous musicals, you can find theatres mainly in the Soho area of London. Online reasonably prizes tickets can be found on this website: http://www.london.net/theater/
We know that young people like you like to enjoy the nightlife. We have therefore found several suiting clubs which are situated in and around the same area. These clubs have a target group that consists of homosexuals. In the times before Christmas, you surely will find theme nights where all need elf suits or similar gear. These kinds of clubs are much rarer in Norway, and we believe you will enjoy them.
Here is a list of clubs to visit:Discotec
The End, 18 West Central Street, WC1
4-5 Greek Street, W1
Astoria, 157 Charing Cross Road, W1
Falconberg Court, W1
In addition, we will sponsor your entire trip if you find our agent in one of the listed clubs. He will be wearing leather under a long coat with exception of nude nights.
If you have any further questions, either give us a call at 7250-HOMO, or send in your questions on mail to Queerstions@whoisyourdaddy.com
We wish you a great stay in London and a safe journey home.
Who Is Your Daddy inc.®
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